Imagine if this is true. Jesus Christ. Greg Schiano is officially the luckiest man in the history of sports. $20 MILLION. I might make around $1 million in my entire lifetime. I might spend 97% of that on alcohol so I’m not even really living, I’m just surviving.
But imagine making $20 million just because people who support your new job just don’t like you. In a matter of hours, Schiano was millions of dollars richer, without lifting a goddamn finger. He doesn’t have to leave his house ever again. Just find a cabin somewhere, get some fast ass internet and get all of your food and alcohol delivered to your house. That’s the dream.