Guide to Enjoying the 2017 White Sox

It has been a real up and down, mostly down, season for the Chicago White Sox. Sitting at 32-39 and 7 games out of first in the AL Central most would say the Sox fans are leaving the park unhappy more often than not, but I leave happy almost every night. Here are some ways I watch the White Sox that if you can manage to follow I guarantee will make this summer a more enjoyable one.


Wins are fun but Losses are cool too.

This is first and foremost what you need to except as a White Sox fan this year. Enjoy the Wins and don’t sweat the losses is the best mindset you can have. DO NOT take a grain of salt with each win thinking about our draft slot, this is not the NBA or the NFL, the top 10 picks are all close in risk and talent most years. Excluding the Bryce Harper and Stephan Strasburghs of the world. The losses will come naturally with the pitching staff the Sox have and the eventual trading away of the bullpen arms. The White Sox WILL draft in the top 10 next year and possibly the top 5. In baseball it’s not about where you pick as much as how you scout and develop. Example: Mike Trout goes 25th overall, two picks after the Sox took the different CF Jared Mitchell out of LSU at 23rd overall. 

Scoring Runs is all that matters.

Once you’re not worried about Wins and Losses you find the excitement in other ways. There’s a lot of bats in the lineup, young and old, that have been performing. From the awakening of Avisail Garcia to the consistency of Jose Abreu and even the ups and downs of Tim Anderson there’s a ton of stuff to watch when the Sox are at the dish. If you happen to catch a game a Guranteed Rate this year it could be a good one with the White Sox being 9th in the MLB in run scoring at home. Matt Davidson’s at bats are almost becoming must watch tv with an AB per HR of 11.6, which could lead the MLB most seasons. Avisail is also 4th in the MLB in BA at .342 and 4th in the AL with 51 RBI likely being the Sox only All Star this year although he likely won’t receive the starting spot deserves. Avisail Garcia has the highest WAR in Chicago… bet no one thought that’d be a thing a few months ago.


With our pitching staff including guys like Holland, Pelfrey, and James Shields all of who have basically zero trade value there’s not much pressure on them. So don’t sweat it when they give up 8 runs in 3 innings. The guys that matter are Quintana, Robertson, and Kahnle. All could be moved at the deadline if they’re value is high enough. Quintana still has 6 or so starts until the deadline so lets just watch him and hope he gets his ERA into the the low 4s and maybe even high 3s. He seems to be getting his mojo back after pitching a gem vs the Twins. 

It’s the little things.

Finding joy in the little things is a great way to enjoy this season. Things like Tim Anderson getting 2 walks in a game or rookies getting their first MLB hits for the Sox (Jacob May/Adam Engel). The mini breakout seasons of Yolmer Sanchez and Leury Garcia is also great to see, they both could be well above average utility players for the rebuilding White Sox. Oh and did I mention Avi has the highest WAR in Chicago? 


The Charlotte Knights are loaded.

If you just can’t handle watching the White Sox lose more often than not try checking out some Knights games. They have a ton of close to MLB ready talent, including guys like #1 overall prospect 2B Yoan Moncada. 2015 1st round pick RHP Carson Fulmer. Adam Eaton trade assets RHP Reynaldo Lopez and RHP Lucas Giolito. 2016 1st round pick fireballer CP Zach Burdi and more. 

Yoan Moncada with a solo shot.

You don’t have to watch the whole game to enjoy the Knights, just check that box score. Keep up with the foundations of the franchise and get excited for the future. Also Carlos Rodon is making possibly his last rehab start for Charlotte on Friday the 23rd so watch for that.

Despite Dull Tournament, Fox Makes Strides in US Open Coverage

If you spent your weekend trying to bond and relate to a dad that didn’t hug you enough when you were young, you probably also wound up planted in front of the TV watching Brooks Koepka’s biceps win the U.S. Open. It was a tournament packed full of players you’ve never heard of dominating a golf course that had no business hosting a major tournament. FOX paid a ridiculous sum of money to broadcast a tournament where Rory Mcilroy, Dustin Johnson, and Jason Day didn’t make the cut, and golf’s golden pony Jordan Speith was the tied for 35th. They tried their best to sell you on Brain Harman, Tommy Fleetwood, and Hideki Matsuyama being the next big things, but all know we will never care about any of those people ever. Luckily, the good folks at FOX did a few things to make the tournament bearable.

First, they brought back my guy Joe Buck to call the action. After a tumultuous US Open debut in 2015, many fans were calling for a replacement for the broadcaster who once almost lost his voice from excessive hair plug surgeries. Now, Is he great at calling golf? Not really. But nothing draws attention to sporting events that don’t deserve it like bringing in Buck to take a beating on Twitter. Joe had maybe the highlight of the weekend: calling Brooks Koepka’s current girlfriend by his ex’s name and credentials, exposing Brooks for rebounding so hard that he brought his girlfriend of one week to undoubtedly the biggest moment of his life.

Second, they fully unleashed the Shot Tracker. It’s wonderful technology that’s existed forever, but for some reason no network has felt the need to utilize the one thing that makes golf palatable to the casual viewer. Besides your local golf pro, or that loser amateur that plays 3 times a weekend and can’t stop talking about spin rate and launch angle, no one can tell where the ball is going just based on watching the swing. The rest of us, who aren’t nerds for a dying game, are relying solely on body language and gallery reaction. If i don’t see a club twirl, or hear some jackalope yell “ATTA BOY *insert name here*”, I automatically assume the ball is headed for the nearest patch of fescue. With the Shot Tracker, we all get to say “he pushed it” or “it’s gotta turn over” 2 seconds after the ball is hit. I don’t know how many letters I have to write to those old, quasi-racist white guys at Augusta National to get the Shot Tracker allowed at The Masters, all I know is 5 is not enough.

Lastly, they were constantly doing studio updates just to show off the impossible-looking Holly Sonders. The fact that she’s legitimately good at her job takes a backseat to the fact that she looks like she was carefully constructed in a laboratory. I feel comfortable speculating that FOX did exhaustive research on when exactly golf viewers will change the channel, and scheduled a studio hit for those exact times. It worked tremendously.

So no, the US Open was not great golf. But, a tip of the cap to FOX for letting Americans celebrate our National Tournament by doing some of our favorite things: hating Joe Buck, acting like an expert, and creepily staring at beautiful women.

P.S. Thanks to Colton and the rest of the BUQB crew for letting me come aboard and contribute. This is going to be a lot of fun.

Lonzo and Foot Locker With an Hilarious Commercial

I came across this video on Twitter yesterday and I was absolutely shocked.  I thought, “there is no way that LaVar would let Lonzo do a commercial like this..”  This commercial is seriously laugh out loud funny.  The seriousness on Lonzo’s face is what makes the commercial.  This is real pain.  The other players talking about the fun they had with their father is decent acting, but Lonzo is no actor.  He is speaking from the heart.

If Lonzo makes commercials poking fun at his situation throughout his career, then he will be a fan favorite wherever he ends up.  Speaking of that, there are some reports that the Lakers have promised Kansas’ Josh Jackson that he will be the 2nd overall pick.  When I first heard that, I rejoiced.  I though, “Fuck you LaVar.  You’re stupid antics really blew up in your face.”  But then I realized that Lonzo is still a 19 year old kid who’s dad controls his life.  I’ve had friends who’s parents controlled their lives in high school and they ended up snapping.  Imagine if your dad was controlling where you were chosen in the NBA Draft…?  Literally costing you millions of dollars and giving you a bulls-eye throughout the league.  Every city you go to, you hear the fans talking shit about how much they hate you because of your dad.  Sorry Lonzo.  This commercial officially made me join Team Lonzo.  This does NOT mean I am Team Lavar.  Fuck Big Baller Brand.  All-In on Lonzo and this commercial.

I Actually Feel Bad for Mark Jackson

Well as everyone knows, the Golden State Warriors won the NBA Finals last night.  It was their second title in three years.  They’ve been to three straight Finals.  This is one of the best teams in recent history.  Superteam.  Yadda, yadda, yadda. You all know what happened.  What I am here to talk about, is how shitty this whole thing has to be for NBA analyst Mark Jackson.

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Jackson began coaching the Warriors in the 2011-2012 season.  He struggled in his first year but followed that with a solid 2nd year, making the playoffs as a 6th seed and making it to the 2nd round.  He followed that by coaching Golden State to a 51–31 record, the team’s first season with 50 or more wins since 1993-1994, even though he lost in the 1st round to the Clippers.  Even though he brought the team from a struggling lottery team to a playoff contender after 3 seasons, seeing players like Steph and Klay grow into All-Stars, he was removed as coach and replaced by Steve Kerr.  The Warriors went on to win the NBA Championship next year under Kerr and now are in the middle of an amazing run.  The only thing that I can think of is how terrible it must be to be Mark Jackson.

Why, you ask?  Well Jackson joined the ESPN/ABC family as a commentator next to Mike Breen and Jeff Van Gundy.  What is great about joining this crew is that Jackson now has a front row seat to every big playoff game and give your opinion on players.  It has to absolutely killlll him to watch the Warriors and then having to give his opinion on why Steph or Klay or Dreymond are good.  He HAS to be thinking, “Of course they’re fucking good.  I coached them and saw them every day and saw how close we are.  Fuck this team.  Fuck this organization.”  Breen then kicks it over to Jackson, “Oh of course.  Steph’s quick release is something this game has never seen. Ha… Ha…”

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Jackson covering this team win championships is like going to prom with your best girlfriend who you always had a crush on and then looking her up on Facebook your senior year of college and seeing that puberty hit hard and now she’s a model dating someone like Julian Edelman.  You could’ve dated her in high school but never made a move and you two went to different schools.  I’m sure in the future when you go to her wedding she will say something like, “You know I always had a huge crush on you in high school but was always way too nervous to say anything.”  Yes.  Maybe I watch too many romantic comedies, but that still has to be crushing.  I feel for you Mark Jackson,

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